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We Wine.\u003c\/strong\u003e plonk plaster is for the mum (human or canine) who has heard it all, handled it all, and absolutely deserves a glass (or three) at the end of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlap it on her favourite bottle and let her know - you see her, you salute her, and you're not surprised she needs a drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe mum who's been referee, chef, and therapist all before 9am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurviving school holidays with her sanity (mostly) intact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAny day ending in Y, really\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47211196383409,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/IMG-3882.png?v=1776824746"},{"product_id":"glitter-glue","title":"GLITTER GLUE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes they needs reminding who the hell they are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether they’ve just been dumped, are deep in a slump, or quietly doing something incredible - this is your cue to show up with receipts and remind your friend that they’re \u003cstrong\u003eNot Regular Glue, [they’re] Glitter Glue.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick this label on a bottle, hand it over, and say it without saying it: you’re\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e not regular. Never were.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47227970191537,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/IMG-4153.png?v=1777004710"},{"product_id":"favourite-human","title":"FAVOURITE HUMAN","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor your go-to human.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’re My Favourite Human \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eplonk plaster keeps it simple - 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You’ve identified it’s a ball game, that the players are in shorts and it feels a little cool out to be wearing them. 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Stick this Plonk Plaster on a bottle of wine and suddenly your housewarming gift or settlement present looks like you put in effort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for friends celebrating moving day, or real estate agents wanting to leave behind something better than another branded cheeseboard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47302075809969,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/IMG-5477.png?v=1779300838"},{"product_id":"thanks","title":"THANKS!","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes a card just doesn't cut it — and a bottle of wine says \u003cem\u003ethank you\u003c\/em\u003e so much better anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's for the neighbour who fed your cat, the friend who helped you move, or the colleague who covered your shift (again), slap a big \u003cstrong\u003eTHANKS!\u003c\/strong\u003e on a bottle and call it done. Thoughtful? Absolutely. Easy? You bet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the card. Gift the wine. 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Pour the wine. 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