{"product_id":"eyelashes-longer-than-his","title":"EYELASHES ARE LONGER THAN HIS","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eCheer Up. Your Eyelashes Are Longer Than His Dick\u003c\/strong\u003e Plonk Plaster is a little\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e perspective, delivered the right way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it on a bottle and gift your pal the pep talk they actually need. Equal parts savage and supportive, it skips the sympathy and goes straight to confidence. Ideal for breakups, bad dates, ghosted moments or anytime they need reminding who they are (and how great their lashes are).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47252230930609,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/IMG-4572.png?v=1777621142","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/eyelashes-longer-than-his","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}