{"product_id":"fanny-faller","title":"FANNY FALLER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebirthdays where you skip the card and go straight for the jugular.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnother 365 days since you fell out of a fanny! \u003c\/strong\u003ePlonk Plaster\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e doesn’t hold back - and that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA little inappropriate, wildly honest, and best gifted to someone who’ll laugh first and question it later.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it on their favourite bottle and let the label do the damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause birthdays are temporary… but this will live rent-free forever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47230097785009,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/F28B5644-B9CD-4E70-A9D6-5F88F10456FC.png?v=1777096962","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/fanny-faller","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}