{"product_id":"least-disappointing-child","title":"LEAST DISAPPOINTING CHILD","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest. She has a favourite. Everyone knows it. And if you're the one buying her a personalised wine label, it's almost certainly you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile your siblings forgot to call, showed up late to Christmas, or are still \"figuring things out\" at 34 - you're here. Thoughtful. Organised. Thriving. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eLEAST DISAPPOINTING CHILD\u003c\/strong\u003e plonk plaster is the gift that celebrates her - and very subtly, also celebrates you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGifted to her from her best one. She knows it. You know it. Now the wine label knows it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47225436471473,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/74543187-CEEB-4DD8-B5A9-8C0AF16C1A47.jpg?v=1776905452","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/least-disappointing-child","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}