{"product_id":"out-of-all-the-vaginas","title":"OUT OF ALL THE VAGINAS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the mum who can handle the truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts unhinged and heartfelt - our \u003cstrong\u003eOut Of All The Vaginas In The World I’m Glad I Came Out Of Yours \u003c\/strong\u003eplonk plaster lands somewhere between “thanks for everything” and “please don’t read this out in front of Nan.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it on her favourite bottle and let the label do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause “love you Mum” feels a bit… undercooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228022390961,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/EC0BDEB5-18BF-4CBD-B358-4B147EF4361A.png?v=1777016007","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/out-of-all-the-vaginas","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}