{"product_id":"well-done-on-birthing","title":"WELL DONE ON BIRTHING","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the mum who deserves credit… but not \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWELL DONE ON BIRTHING SUCH A FANTASTIC CHILD, I REALLY TURNED OUT \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAMAZING\u003c\/strong\u003e plonk plaster is a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eslightly unhinged, very accurate tribute to the fact she did the birthing - but you did the becoming. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd let’s be honest, you nailed it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on her favourite bottle and give her something she’ll laugh at, roll her eyes at, and secretly agree with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause yes, she made you… but look what you turned into.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eReplaces the need for a card\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228025536689,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/BFC523E8-B229-40F4-A142-A405FA6849F9.png?v=1777016491","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/well-done-on-birthing","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}