{"product_id":"you-re-not-40","title":"YOU’RE NOT 40","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor milestone birthdays… handled properly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou’re Not 40. You’re Twenty Twenty\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlonk Plaster softens the blow without trying too hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it over a bottle of plonk and you’ve got an easy gift that replaces the card and still lands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause age is a number - this just softens the blow slightly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePremium vinyl adhesive label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eInstantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eGift it or keep it - we won’t judge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eDesigned and made in New Zealand\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ePerfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFREE NZ urban shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Plastered Plonk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47238633652401,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4822\/6993\/files\/IMG-4354.png?v=1777364387","url":"https:\/\/www.plasteredplonk.com\/products\/you-re-not-40","provider":"Plastered Plonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}