BEST SPERM DONER EVER

Our Best Sperm Doner Ever Plonk Plaster is for the man responsible for kicking the whole thing off.

Cheeky, inappropriate and guaranteed to get a reaction, it’s the perfect addition to Dad’s favourite bottle for Father’s Day, birthdays, new dads or whenever you feel like giving credit where credit’s due.

Because technically, none of us would be here without him.

• Approx. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels and you can trim to fit)
• Premium vinyl adhesive label
• Replaces the need for a card
• Instantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)
• Gift it or keep it - we won’t judge
• Designed and made in New Zealand
• Perfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort

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