EYELASHES ARE LONGER THAN HIS
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EYELASHES ARE LONGER THAN HIS
$6.00
Sale price
$6.00
Regular price
Our Cheer Up. Your Eyelashes Are Longer Than His Dick Plonk Plaster is a little perspective, delivered the right way.
Stick it on a bottle and gift your pal the pep talk they actually need. Equal parts savage and supportive, it skips the sympathy and goes straight to confidence. Ideal for breakups, bad dates, ghosted moments or anytime they need reminding who they are (and how great their lashes are).
- Approx. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)
- Premium vinyl adhesive label
- Replaces the need for a card
- Instantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)
- Gift it or keep it - we won’t judge
- Designed and made in New Zealand
- Perfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort
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