FANNY FALLER

For birthdays where you skip the card and go straight for the jugular.

Our Another 365 days since you fell out of a fanny! Plonk Plaster doesn’t hold back - and that’s exactly the point.

A little inappropriate, wildly honest, and best gifted to someone who’ll laugh first and question it later.

Stick it on their favourite bottle and let the label do the damage.

Because birthdays are temporary… but this will live rent-free forever.

• Approx. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)
• Premium vinyl adhesive label
• Replaces the need for a card
• Instantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)
• Gift it or keep it - we won’t judge
• Designed and made in New Zealand
• Perfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort

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