YOU’RE NOT 40

For milestone birthdays… handled properly.

Our You’re Not 40. You’re Twenty Twenty. Plonk Plaster softens the blow without trying too hard.

Stick it over a bottle of plonk and you’ve got an easy gift that replaces the card and still lands.

Because age is a number - this just softens the blow slightly.

• Approx. 9 x 12cm (designed to cover most still wine labels)
• Premium vinyl adhesive label
• Instantly upgrades a cheap bottle of plonk (or elevates a good one)
• Gift it or keep it - we won’t judge
• Designed and made in New Zealand
• Perfect for last-minute gifting that still looks like effort

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